Yeah, yeah, yeah and now tell us something new.
With wildfires raging across Europe, the race is on to repatriate thousands of British holidaymakers caught up in inferno hotspots.
Flights to bring back UK tourists stranded by the flames are due to land on the Greek island of Rhodes later, while another evacuation order has been issued for parts of Corfu.
It follows a week of record-breaking heat on the continent and has led to fears that many other British holidaymakers could have their summer getaways disrupted by the fires.
Somewhere in the attic I have a photograph of my old BMW R1100RS taken during a trip to Portugal. It’s in a forest. Well, what was a forest until it burned down. Wild fires are nothing new. The trip was in 1995 and the place still smelled of the recent burning. Talk to the locals (as we did) and they will tell you that it happens every so often. The forest then renews itself and the cycle starts again – as it has been doing since the dawn of time.
Nothing to see here, move along.