“Alien mummies” that were found in a Peruvian airport last year are not aliens after all, according to forensic experts.
Instead, the “aliens” have turned out to be dolls made from earthly animal bones stuck together with glue.
On Friday, Peruvian forensic experts finally put extraterrestrial claims to bed about two doll-like figures that were seized by customs authorities in Peru last October from a shipment heading to Mexico, The Associated Press reported.
Flavio Estrada, the forensic archaeologist who led the analysis, said that some people believed that these figures came from an “alien centre or come from another planet, all of which is totally false”.
Sigh… That anyone took this seriously, let alone got as far as investigating it, is deeply sad and worrying. They looked like papier
mâché dolls from the outset and that is exactly what they turned out to be. They never looked remotely like alien remains. Sometimes, you have to be educated to be a complete fool.
What do alien remains look like?
Without mentioning Dover beach.
I think it was a cancelled order. The Bidens thought that another scandal was about to be revealed so they ordered “Aliens from the Planet Zarg” to act as a distraction. However, they were able to quash the scandal so those “Aliens from the Planet Zarg” were no longer needed and conveniently confiscated by the Customs officers.
Occams razor and all that applies here (maybe).
Shocker