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January 31, 2024 Longrider 10

The trap just sprung. Electric vehicle owners in central London are set to be charged extra to park under new rules being brought in by […]

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January 30, 2024 Longrider 6

Cameron. Foreign secretary David Cameron has sparked a backlash from Tory MPs after he suggested Britain could bring forward formal UK recognition of a Palestinian state. The former […]

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How Soviet

January 30, 2024 Longrider 9

Orange Man Bad. Donald Trump was found to be mentally unfit “for any job” and needed to be “removed from the public eye”, a psychiatrist has […]

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No Sympathy

January 29, 2024 Longrider 13

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. The brother of a British base jumper has revealed the ‘simple’ mistake he made with his parachute that caused […]

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The Smell of Desperation

January 28, 2024 Longrider 10

Beards. Yup beards. That’s what’s going to lose the Tories the election. It’s a case of ‘hair yesterday, gone today’ for Tory MPs who are shaving off […]

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Much Ado About Nothing

January 28, 2024 Longrider 5

I really don’t get what all the fuss is about. The Queen arrived at the London Clinic to visit King Charles, who remains in the hospital following his enlarged prostate […]

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Fuck Off!

January 24, 2024 Longrider 24

Sanders can stick it up his arse. Britons need to be “think like troops” in the face of spiking tensions with Vladimir Putin’s Russia with the size of […]

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People Don’t Learn

January 23, 2024 Longrider 9

The UAE is an Islamic shithole with a barbaric, medieval legal system that is actively hostile to visitors. A grandfather is facing jail in Dubai after being […]