No, He Isn’t

This man is not a motorcyclist. He is a criminal who happened to be riding a bike. I disavow him and everything he stands for.

A motorcyclist called Lucifer who drove into oncoming traffic on a motorway during a near hour-long chase has been jailed for 18 months.

Lucifer O’Malia reached speeds of up to 110mph and travelled around 20 miles as he tried desperately to evade police before he was eventually arrested in a park.

Liverpool Crown Court heard that an unmarked patrol car spotted the 21-year-old speeding on Foul Lane in Southport shortly before 8.30pm on May 27.

When the officer attempted to pull the biker over, he appeared to slow down slightly but then accelerated to over 50mph.

Callum Ross, prosecuting, described how a pursuit involving a police helicopter then commenced, lasting for some 50 minutes in total.

Low life scum such as this creep give the rest of us a bad name. Lock him up and throw away the key.

The criminal – who was described as a ‘young man who has potential’ by his defence lawyers – now fears he will not see his child being born.

His only potential is being a menace to everyone else. As for missing his child being born, well boo hoo. Unfortunately, this pond life has managed to procreate, so expect the next generation to follow in a couple of decades.

6 Comments

  1. Sometimes, even now that I’m pushing sixty six, I cringe a little when I remember what a knob I was when I was in my late teens and early twenties. I feel better when I read about the likes of this fool but especially when I read about those who are still acting like witless juveniles into their fifties.
    At least in this case he was jailed rather than the usual pat on the wrist.

    • I’ve had to teach people like this who, having reached middle age realise what utter twats they were and then undergo the extended test. Some are redeemable, some however, remain twats even then. I suspect this creep is the latter.

  2. No self-respecting sink estate is complete without a good sprinkling of these scrotes (often with matching ‘bully dog’ and brainless baby factory).
    Personally, l don’t care whether they grow up, self destruct or go to prison so long as they stop hurting everyone around them.
    Agree with you – they are an insult to bikers.

  3. What sort of person names a child Lucifer? Did he think he had to live up (or down) to his name?

    As for disavowing: Do you disavow all the drivers who commit similar crimes? I doubt it. People say this sort of thing about cyclists who jump red light: “They’re not proper cyclists, they give cyclists a bad name”. But drivers who speed, overtake dangerously and, yes, jump red lights, are just drivers, they’re not giving us “proper” drivers a bad name. He was riding a motorcycle, he’s a motorcyclist. He’s not giving you a bad name.

    • Do you disavow all the drivers who commit similar crimes?

      Damned right, I do. Every time I see some twat with an obnoxiously loud exhaust or someone jumping the lights or generally doing something stupid like driving down the wrong side of the road towards me while looking at their bloody phone. Yes, absolutely, I disavow them.

      People say this sort of thing about cyclists who jump red light: “They’re not proper cyclists, they give cyclists a bad name”.

      And they are correct. Cyclists and motorcyclists are a visible minority on the road and it is the badly behaved ones people notice. That’s just human nature at work.

      He was riding a motorcycle, he’s a motorcyclist. He’s not giving you a bad name.

      No, he was a criminal scumbag who happened to be on a motorcycle. He is not a motorcyclist and yes, he was giving the rest of us a bad name, because it is scum like this that people see and notice.

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