Apparently today is international pronouns day.
International Pronouns Day seeks to make respecting, sharing, and educating about personal pronouns commonplace. Referring to people by the pronouns they determine for themselves is basic to human dignity. Being referred to by the wrong pronouns particularly affects transgender and gender nonconforming people. Together, we can transform society to celebrate people’s multiple, intersecting identities.
Your task dear reader, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with the most entertaining pronouns that you can. Not that I’m offering any prizes, but the sillier the better.
“International Pronouns Day began in 2018 and takes place on the 3rd Wednesday of October each year. Individuals and groups participate in grassroots activities that they determine at the local level.”
Ah, another shouty outlet for ye self-obsessed and unemployable.
Anyone who dictates how others refer to them in the third person is a narcissist and best avoided. So I suppose it does serve a purpose of sorts.
The pronoun I use when talking TO anyone: normal male, normal female or deranged idiot is ‘you’.
The pronoun I use when talking ABOUT them is my choice, not theirs.
When talked about in the third person, my pronouns are I/me.
That should make some fun times.