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Good Luck With That

October 26, 2016 Longrider 12

The Vatican is pissing in the wind. Ashes of cremated Catholics can no longer be kept at home, scattered, or divided among family members, the […]

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Please Pokemon Off…

July 16, 2016 Longrider 4

I’d just turned in yesterday evening, when I heard voices outside the house. Mrs L went out to investigate. Apparently, there was a Pokémon bat […]

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What a Heel

May 15, 2016 Longrider 14

The papers were awash with high heels this past week. Various folk have waded in with varying degrees of outrage – from the Katie Hopkins […]

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No, Some Don’t Learn

March 25, 2016 Longrider 6

According to Plod, some motorists just don’t learn… A driver caught using his mobile phone asked for penalty points and a fine rather than opt […]

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Windy City, Eh?

March 16, 2016 Longrider 1

According to the Indy, the nut-jobs who run the UAE are getting all uppity about people posting storm pictures of Dubai. It is illegal to […]

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Not Transgender Enough

February 20, 2016 Longrider 2

In a classic no true Scotsman fallacy, Miss TG has lost her crown. The winner of a national transgender beauty pageant has been stripped of […]

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First World Problems

January 2, 2016 Longrider 4

Clearly, we have resolved all the world’s problems. Passports and driving licences should not state if the holder is male or female because it causes […]