Good Lord!
We are surrounded by fools. A rather confusing looking road sign has left drivers absolutely baffled, with one person declaring they have ‘no idea’ what […]
idiots
Bansturbators Gotta Bansturbate
These morons just don’t get it. MPs have urged the next government to consider a total ban on smartphones for under 16-year-olds and a statutory ban on […]
Only An Extrovert
Could have written this drivel. How important are you? So important that only other important people are permitted to speak to you? So eminent your […]
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Compo. A parking firm has been trying to charge people to park on their own land, according to furious homeowners, threatening them with a £100 […]
Kill the Goose
That lays the golden egg. Furious locals in Lanzarote are erecting fake ‘closed due to overcrowding’ signs at island beauty spots in a new dirty […]
Who’s Daft?
Labour is. Outdated rules preventing potential recruits joining the armed forces will be scrapped under Labour plans to end a manpower crisis. Shadow Defence Secretary […]
Iz It Coz I Iz Black?
Maybe. A black father claims he was ‘racially profiled’ and ‘refused service’ at an arts and crafts store when buying paint for his son because […]