matt hancock
Not Good Enough
Yeah, but, no, but, we didn’t know. Jacob Rees-Mogg has said he was never told that the Chief Medical Officer believed it would be possible […]
My Heart Bleeds
Ordinarily, I would condemn such behaviour unconditionally. But… It’s Matt Hancock, so carry on. A 61-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of assaulting Matt Hancock on […]
Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind
Couldn’t happen to a better bloke. Matt Hancock has called off his search for a celebrity agent as his bid for fame flounders. The disgraced former […]
Self-Awareness, Much?
Not with this cretin. Matt Hancock today announced he will quit Parliament at the next general election to explore ‘new ways to communicate’ with the public. […]
Arsehole of the Day
This is a double for Matt Hancock. Matt Hancock has revealed that he had to fight the urge to tell Donald Trump to take his own advice and […]
Arsehole of the Day
Matt Hancock. The MP defended his decision to leave his constituents behind, saying he wanted to raise awareness of dyslexia and show that politicians are […]
No Forgiveness
Fuck off, Hancock. I’m A Celebrity 2022 viewers saw a tearful Matt Hancock seek “forgiveness” from the public, as he appeared to confirm this as his main aim […]
More Demonising
The media and government are insistent upon their puerile binary narrative. I have declined the Covid vaccines and with perfectly sound reason – they are […]
Handcock Off
So it took an affair to get rid of the bastard. Matt Hancock has resigned as Health Secretary and walked out on his wife after […]