Another Watermelon

Here we go – another watermelon screaming and screaming and screaming until he is sick and stamping his feet.

Up to 4 billion people left without water. Up to 5 billion at risk of flooding. Half a billion left hungry as agricultural yields decline by 15-35% in Africa with entire swaths of the world ceasing food production altogether. More than 80 million exposed to malaria in Africa. The Amazon collapses and 50% of species go extinct. It’s basically the end of the world. And it’s reported in this morning’s Guardian.

THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder how long it will take these fuckwits to realise that the likelihood of people taking them seriously is inversely proportional to their hysterical screaming and doomsday ranting?

8 Comments

  1. “..the likelihood of people taking them seriously is inversely proportional to their hysterical screaming and doomsday ranting?”

    Looks like they’ve skipped ‘the stamping of feet’ today and gone instead for the ‘let’s endanger our lives and tie up the rescue services’ approach instead:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7551010.stm

    Yeah, that’ll really get their point across….

  2. This is another thing that pisses me off about these people; the sheer hubris. I have no problem with peaceful protest in an attempt to win hearts and minds, but seeking to stop something happening in this manner is staggering arrogance. Who the fuck do they think they are to stop this going ahead?

  3. ‘I wonder how long it will take these fuckwits to realise that the likelihood of people taking them seriously is inversely proportional to their hysterical screaming and doomsday ranting?’

    Hopefully never. I find the spectacle vastly entertaining, especially the fact that people seem to be waking up to the reality these mingebags represent…

  4. The Groan seems to be putting one or two of these up every day, it seems. Lynas and Garman are commenting on the same article…

    Though, yes, seeing them being torn to pieces does have a certain entertainment value.

  5. Joss Garman is co-founder of Plane Stupid. Remove ‘co-founder of’ and you get nearer the mark.

  6. Ah, yes. Plane Stupid (a more accurate moniker it is hard to imagine) I thought I’d heard the name somewhere before. What a bunch of self-righteous little cretins they are.

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