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He’s tall, dark, handsome, witty, kind, and just occasionally endearingly awkward. What’s not to like?

Fucking hell! I mean, what the fucking fuckitty fuck? The man is an arsehole. A control freak who was part of the last rotten, criminal Labour administration that ran this country into the ground and spent it dry –  quite apart from massive binge legislation, although it has to be said, the current lot are doing their best to carry on the tradition.

The man is as responsible as all the other idiots, mountebanks and popinjays of the Labour front benches who dishonestly and incompetently created the situation in which we now find ourselves. What’s to like? Is a better question and the answer is nothing, not a jot, not a sausage, nil, nada, zilch. The man is a fucking cretin with nothing to recommend him. Anyone who casts a vote for this jerk is as stupid as he is.

Fuck me sideways, no wonder we are in the shit.

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  1. Handsome? HANDSOME? 😯 Not by any measure. No way. No how. Not however multicultural an approach we might adopt.

    If those are the qualities the author perceives when she (?) looks at Millibland, I suggest professional help. Her political judgement is, of course, worthless, but I fear that may be the least of her defects.

    /ad hom

    • Indeed. I am perfectly capable of recognising a handsome man and Milliband ain’t it. Not by a long chalk. He’s an obnoxious little homunculus. Shrek is better looking.

  2. And by the looks of it, he doesn’t have any authority or presence or charisma – all required attributes of a leader. He’s only got the job because he promised all his backers that they would get their reward when he won. He’s just their puppet.

  3. Speaking as someone who was at the back of the queue when the looks and charisma were handed out I am disinclined to comment on the lack of them in anyone else, all the same it’s not easy to see Ed as a sex symbol. What intrigues me though is the way this business of women apparently warming to him is regarded as something positive, you can imagine the howls of outrage if a potential female Prime Minister was spoken of in this way, there would be scathing articles from all the Glendas denouncing men as shallow sexist beasts.

  4. He Looks like someone smacked him across the face with a length of 4×2 – sadly I fear that didn’t actually happen…

  5. I can only think that someone has snuck into this writer’s office in the dead of night and auto-corrected the word “creepy” with the word “handsome.” There simply isn’t any other explanation.

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