As I look from Man to Pig…

These days, they all look the same. Now the Grauniad is the same as the Mail.

Sugar in fruit juice may raise risk of cancer, study finds

Excessive consumption of sugary drinks – including juice – associated with the disease

Shock! Horror!

Oh, wait… may… So it may raise the risk. Not will raise the risk. I can have that orange juice for breakfast after all.

The study, published in the BMJ, finds the association with cancer is just as strong with fruit juices as it is with colas. “When the group of sugary drinks was split into 100% fruit juices and other sugary drinks, the consumption of both beverage types was associated with a higher risk of overall cancer,” it says.

Ah, right, the BMJ – so bollocks on stilts then.

The study is observational, so it is not possible for the researchers to state that sugar is a cause of cancer.

Sight… repeat after me: correlation is not the same as causation.

As you were, nothing to see here, then.

10 Comments

  1. I have discovered a strong correlation between eating and drinking and cancer. Those with cancer are at least 99% certain to have consumed food and/or drink.
    My work on breathing continues.
    (Gizza grant.)

    • Further research into the biological mechanism between sugary drink consumption and specific cancers is needed to establish if one does indeed cause the other.

      Baboom tish!

  2. Longrider

    I’ve given up reading about health scares on the grounds that they are clear clickbait designed for the gullible

    Would not ordinarily recommend you read Owen Jones but his latest one about Tory Islamophobia is ripe for the fisking I feel…

  3. Journalism must be a great career choice for the completely talentless just at the moment. It doesn’t seem to matter what awful drivel you write, there are papers that are prepared to pay you for it. It can’t possibly last of course, the number of people who are willing to pay to read it is shrinking daily.

  4. Sugar gives you cancer, being overweight gives you cancer, breathing city air gives you cancer, too much alcohol gives you cancer, reading the BMJ gives you cancer, voting for Brexit gives you cancer… everything it seems gives you cancer when CRUK and thier chums start rent seeking

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