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Bugger Off!

September 26, 2024 Longrider 12

You can take your experts and stick them where the sun don’t shine. Covid is on the rise in England, and experts have warned that […]

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Perverse Incentives

September 26, 2024 Longrider 8

There’s a lesson here. An antiques dealer familiar to millions on TV and her husband were fined £3,000 after contacting British police to report a […]

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Stupidity

August 30, 2024 Longrider 9

Humanity knows no limits when it comes to stupid. But for some Americans, the masking and social distancing never ended. Sara Anne Willette, from New Jersey, […]

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Tosser

August 26, 2024 Longrider 15

Fucking moron. At 18, I can do all those things, not least run for election myself. And, for the most part, it is right that […]

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Whut!?!

August 9, 2024 Longrider 3

I mean, seriously, WTF? Nigel Farage has hit back after riots across the UK have been dubbed “Farage riots”. Should the Reform UK leader take […]

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Barclays Bank

April 22, 2024 Longrider 19

Cunts. Okay, let me clarify. Yesterday I bought a motorcycle. This beauty is a direct replacement for my 2018 Z900RS. Normally, I don’t buy privately, […]

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No

April 6, 2024 Longrider 15

We had this debate twenty years ago, you utter cretin. ‘Britain has never been a ‘papers, please’ society,” said Jacob Rees-Mogg, speaking on his GB News […]

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Claptrap

February 17, 2024 Longrider 16

Modern media outlets really are dreadful. Older drivers could be forced to retake driving test at 65 under new proposals Yeah… Er, no actually. Older […]

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Yeah, Right

November 27, 2023 Longrider 10

The Guardian would know all about toxicity. Next year’s general election in Britain could be the most toxic in decades. Two things, Reform UK and […]