fuckwits – Longrider

Barclays Bank

April 22, 2024 Longrider 19

Cunts. Okay, let me clarify. Yesterday I bought a motorcycle. This beauty is a direct replacement for my 2018 Z900RS. Normally, I don’t buy privately, […]

No

April 6, 2024 Longrider 15

We had this debate twenty years ago, you utter cretin. ‘Britain has never been a ‘papers, please’ society,” said Jacob Rees-Mogg, speaking on his GB News […]

Claptrap

February 17, 2024 Longrider 16

Modern media outlets really are dreadful. Older drivers could be forced to retake driving test at 65 under new proposals Yeah… Er, no actually. Older […]

Yeah, Right

November 27, 2023 Longrider 10

The Guardian would know all about toxicity. Next year’s general election in Britain could be the most toxic in decades. Two things, Reform UK and […]

The Headline is Enough

October 24, 2023 Longrider 8

This is the Guardian, so reading the drivel below the headline isn’t worth the effort. Ofcom says GB news is not impartial, but how can […]

Goose

October 14, 2023 Longrider 8

Meet gander. Metropolitan police officers are openly defying orders not to wear badges appropriated by the far right and linked to white supremacy. In July, […]

Superstitious Morons

October 3, 2023 Longrider 16

Face nappies are the modern equivalent of wearing garlic cloves to ward off vampires. The magic charm you buy from a witch doctor to see […]

Moron

September 22, 2023 Longrider 9

Just when you think Rishi Sunak couldn’t be any more stupid. Rishi Sunak is considering introducing some of the world’s toughest anti-smoking measures that would […]

Transtastic

August 6, 2023 Longrider 5

The alphabet thing really is a religion and if you diss the religion, you get excommunicated. A woman undergoing treatment for breast cancer has been […]

Idiots

September 13, 2022 Longrider 7

I will lose a day’s work on the 19th – which, incidentally, is international talk like a pirate day. The DVSA, being a crown agency […]