Thus spake Sajid Javid.
Sajid Javid today insisted it is ‘going to be a great Christmas‘ and the UK is ‘nowhere near’ proper lockdown as he desperately tried to cool panic over the new Omicron Covid variant.
First point: It is not theirs to take away. I will do what I always do and the government will not stop me as it isn’t in their purview.
Second point: He is not trying to cool panic, he is out there at the bushfire pouring petrol over it.
Third point: So far, despite its new scary name, this seems to be a fairly mild bug, so not worth getting worried about.
The Health Secretary said the government was taking ‘proportionate and balanced’ precautions to ‘buy time’, confirming that masks will be compulsory again in shops and on public transport from Tuesday.
Because all those stupid, failed ideas that didn’t work last time, might just do it this time. I find it difficult to accurately convey just how much I hate and despise these people. I am beginning to think that stringing them up from the nearest lamp post would be too gentle.
“Proportionate and balanced”? There’s two effing infections.
Of a strain that is so far proving to be mild.
https://youtu.be/YVEo6XnuwvE
Sounds familiar ???
Precisely. That was supposed to be a comedy, not an instruction manual.
“This seems to be a fairly mild bug”
“South African Medical Association Debunks Global Hysteria – Says Omicron Variant Symptoms ‘Unusual But Mild’ – Even WHO Says No Reason to Panic”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/11/south-african-medical-association-debunks-global-hysteria-says-omicron-variant-symptoms-unusual-mild-even-says-no-reason-panic/
I read elsewhere that this new strain was detected in just FOUR people, all of whom were “Fully Vaccinated”…
I also read that it was detected a month ago – I suppose that would have upset all the COPOUT26 delegates though. Funny how the timing works out? You could almost think it had been planned like this?
From the Doctors mouth:
https://youtu.be/qZ95CKkl5lI
H/T Tom Winnifrith
I am beginning to think that stringing them up from the nearest lamp post would be too gentle.
Completely inadequate. A certain 15th century Romanian leader had the right idea. His favoured method would afford the miscreants time to reflect on their wrongdoing. As for Johnson, I’d prefer to see him tied to the blade of one of his beloved wind turbines and left to reflect for even longer.
Shirley that would throw it out of balance and stop it turning! Didn’t EA Poe have a better system – mount him on a rising table under the blades?
Even if it stopped turning he could still stay there and rot. The Poe method is far too quick.
You could put hancock on another blade and whitty on the 3rd (or van tam).
Hey presto, a bit of wind and off they go.
I’ve moved into praying each night that their children get terminal cancer. I would find that more preferrable than seeing them hanging from the lamp post. Tasteless? Don’t give a fuck.
I see Boris is saying the “new” (ie old) restrictions are for three weeks only. Ha ha.
We’re now around week 90 of “three weeks to flatten the curve”.
They’re not even trying to make it look convincing any more, are they – they’re simply laughing at us.
“Second point: He is not trying to cool panic, he is out there at the bushfire pouring petrol over it.”
Of course he is. The Ohmigod variant sounds brilliant: very mild symptoms, highly infectious, and presumably – since it isn’t a genetic mutation of the virus – providing post-infection immunity to the earlier, more dangerous variants. Just what we’ve been waiting for. Those of us who took twenty minutes to read up on basic epidemiology 18 months ago, that is…
omicron is an angaram of moronic….
They’re not even pretending anymore.