Duchess of Moan

Does that woman ever stop whining?

Meghan Markle today issued a new attack on the Royal Family, saying that she and Prince Harry were ‘happy’ to leave Britain and were ‘upsetting the dynamic of the hierarchy… just by existing’ before they quit as senior royals.

I get it, she underestimated what being a royal actually means. It’s tedious, you give up your personal freedom and for someone not brought up to it, then yes, it can be too much to handle. Yup, I understand. But the constant wining, bitching and moaning that we’ve had to put up with since has gone way beyond tedious now. Why won’t she just fuck off and shut up?

The fashion publication reported today that 41-year-old Meghan listed a ‘handful of princes and princesses and dukes who have the very arrangement they wanted’, although none of these royals are named in the article.

Of course they’re not. And we don’t believe a word of it.

Asked ‘Why do you think that is?’, she simply replied: ‘Why do you think that is?’, with the interviewer Ms Davis saying that she said this ‘right back with a side-eye that suggests I should understand without having to be told’.

Waaaycism, of course. When she first popped onto the scene, I was happy to give the benefit of the doubt as it seems, most Britons were. She was welcomed here with open arms, but she has spent the past few years repeatedly throwing that back in our faces, demonstrating that she is nothing other than a nasty, narcissistic gold digger.

As I say, fuck off and shut up.

14 Comments

  1. I’m assuming that bits of the MSM give her free money for as long as she stays in the public eye. For me, if I had enough money to live a moderately comfy life without having to be a wage slave that would be enough. She wants to keep living the high life so she has to keep up the whining.

  2. I’ve never begrudged Harry and her wanting out of the royal soap opera, don’t blame them one bit.
    But for God’s sake just bugger off and live the quiet life they allegedly wanted to, without the constant crying and attention seeking of overindulged teenage brats.

  3. Harry does not look happy any more.
    He looks trapped. He probably sees a bleak future. 0And that will not change until she divorces him. Until then he is Edward, Duke of Windsor reincarnate. Sponging his transport and accommodation from minor rich people. In exile.
    While his beloved morphs into Maxine Waters.

  4. In five years they will be divorced and Harry will coming crawling back begging to be accepted back into the Royal family. She will be the new Oprah and will make millions. She has lived every Americans girls dream, she married a Prince.

    • … Who she thought was vastly more important than he actually is. Why, I don’t know. Maybe because she was a dumb little Hollywood brat brought up on too many Disney movies. Or maybe – and I wouldn’t blame him – Harry told her he was.

      Either way, she expected a life of palaces and balls with flunkeys fawning over her every whim, and ended up having to visit lifeboat stations on the Yorkshire coast on wet Tuesdays in October while trying to find something interesting to say to an endless stream of identical obnoxious schoolkids who still believe the balls and flunkeys bit. It’s almost surprising she stuck it out as long as she did, actually.

      • I wonder whether it’s a case of ‘divided by a common language’; while English online dictionaries define ‘in line for’ as ‘likely to receive’, the American Merriam-Webster paraphrases to the subtly different ‘due to receive’ – effectively the difference between ‘heir presumptive’ and ‘heir apparant’.

        Conditioned as we Brits are by our long history of royal succession, we are unlikely to have difficulty understanding the principles of primogeniture and Harry’s descent from third to sixth in line for the throne as William’s children were born; Meghan, on the other hand, from a different cultural background and possibly influenced by the American interpretation of the phrase, might have set her sights on Harry in the belief that his position ‘in line’ meant that she would eventually become queen, or at least Crown Princess.

  5. “She has lived every Americans girls dream, she married a Prince.”

    And turned him into a frog.

  6. I’m not sure it is racism, as much as she might wish that to be true.

    There’s a pattern here, Prince gets married to American divorcee, ends up emigrating/going into exile shortly thereafter.

    Also what Judd says.

  7. As I said over at Timmy’s place:

    She wanted to be Princess Diana mark II with all the trappings of celebrity glamour and none of the duties that come with being an active participant in the Royal Family.

    Meh. I hope the narcissistic bitch ends up back in the trailer park that is her families genuine and rightful heritage.

    As for Harry, he’s done his duty as “Royal Spare” now that Will’s wife has put forth the next line of Royal offspring, so should have been left to the usual devices of royal spares, dodgy affairs, polo parties and shagging.

    Worked for Princess Margaret.

  8. The British public school system sorts the sheep from the goats. The sheep (i.e. the cleverer output from the system) go to University and on to a career in business or maybe the forces. The goats go straight to the military and become “cannon fodder” – in Ginge’s case, fodder for Whinge.

  9. All this racism stuff from Meghan… she’s not even black! She is mixed race

    That said the reported reaction of Nelson Mandela’s family to Markle’s narcissism has been quite priceless

    • It gets even better when you add the bemusement of the Lion King actor who systematically demolished her claim that the rapturous description of celebrations came from a South African cast member at the film premiere.

      It would be hard to beat all of this as a textbook example of an habitual liar with a Messiah complex.

  10. The royal family should be scrapped, and I should then be in charge.

    Harry the bastard is an utterly useless hypocrite who is now using his mother’s untimely death to garner sympathy and virtue signal.

    A disgusting ‘man’ from a vile family.

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