Matt Hancock today announced he will quit Parliament at the next general election to explore ‘new ways to communicate’ with the public.
That’s the problem with politicians; their massive over-inflated egos. Really, we don’t want you to communicate with us. We despise you and want to you to fuck off and die in a ditch. The discovery of your wretched body will be all the communication that we need.
He really is the creature for whom Charles Dodgson created the term Slithy Tove.
I hope his current squeeze Gina Cola-Dangle-Low wises up and dumps him in the most humiliating way.
Jumping before he’s pushed. From what I’ve heard, the people in his constituency are quite angry at their so called elected representative naffing off to the jungle, after previously doing another reality show, leaving them with no representation in parliament for several weeks. Hancock is a particularly slimy example of a self-centred, narcissistic tool.
It could be argued that if more of those tossers (as in all of them) could get lost in various jungles, thereby staying away from parliament, we’d be better off….
The common attribute of politicians is the clear inability to feel shame, hancock just confirms it once more.