Please Sir, the Big Boy Done it.

Apparently, it was Boris who was responsible for ULEZ, not citizen Khan.

The issue has become increasingly heated. At a public meeting last week in Ealing town hall, Khan was greeted by protestors, including some depicting him with a swastika and a hammer and sickle, and citing conspiracy theories about “15-minute cities” being a way to control the population. “Some of those outside are part of the far-Right,” he said at the meeting. “Some are Covid deniers. Some are vaccine-deniers. And some are Tories.” His comments sparked anger in the crowd, with members of the public reportedly shouting back: “We are not far-Right – normal people are not far-Right.”

He sighs. “My point was that there were decent people, including Tory members, who’ve got legitimate objections, and I’m not sure these decent people realised that standing with them were conspiracy theorists and people holding swastikas.”

No, that wasn’t your point, you execrable little weasel, you were deliberately trying to smear people and got caught out by it.

“And by the way, this isn’t my policy. I’ve stolen Boris Johnson’s” he says. “In 2013, Johnson announced he would be doing a Ulez. But he did that classic thing that politicians do; he announced something that he left for other politics to do. I’m going to see it through.”

It’s deeply unpopular, will damage the economy and cause ordinary people hardship, but it’s not Khan’s fault, no it’s Boris who is to blame, even though he hasn’t been at City Hall since 2016.

Khan really is a toxic little man. But there’s another issue here; elected mayors are a bad principle as it gives one politician unprecedented power over the city – and like all politicians, he doesn’t give a flying fuck about the people over whom he exercises this power. Get rid of them all along with those stupid elected police commissioners.

Mind you, there’s been a nice little bit of rebellion going on over this.

7 Comments

  1. “I’m going to see it through.”

    Exactly. And you could have put a stop to it. So you can’t dodge the blame.

  2. The obvious thing to do is to move yourself and all of your business activities out of the affected area and let it die on its arse. If Londoners thought anything like me that would have been the result of the first congestion charge, a whole area in the centre of London boarded up and derelict.

  3. I find it interesting that “minorities” have, over the past couple of years proved stale, pale Nazis like me right with their actions.
    Dusky-hued people beg for lots of money to stop whiteys persecuting dusky-hued people.
    Dusky-hued people find that their begging has amassed them $x00,000,000.
    Enormously rich dusky-hued people buy huge luxury mansions for themselves.
    Dusky-hued person gets well paid job.
    Dusky-hued person employs lots of dusky-hued people at large salaries.
    Dusky-hued person fraudulently claims made up facts to start charging ordinary people £x000,000.
    If only there were some organisation that could cure me of being so evil…

  4. Offer a bounty of £100 per head for the cameras and London’s diversity will quickly solve the problem of ULEZ.

    Probably worth a few bob as scrap too, as long as you do it far away from the useless “Long Arm of the Metropolitan Police”.

    Mind you, “The Met” are so incompetent nowadays, you could run the black market camera scrappage scheme from the car park at New Scotland Yard and they’d still not look up from their Twitter persecutions and diversity spreadsheets to catch you.

    Useless bunch of twats. Mayor Khan included!

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