Boom!
A newly detected asteroid has a very small chance of impacting the Earth in 2046, Nasa tweeted on Tuesday.
Oh, so maybe not that urgent after all? I can rest easy, I’ll likely not be alive and if I am, I’ll be ninety eight and in my dotage.
If it does hit, the asteroid, roughly the size of an Olympic swimming pool, may arrive on Valentine’s Day 2046 according to Nasa calculations.
That’s a bit specific. Maybe the late Mystic Meg had one last prediction for us?
I hope it lands in Stoke.
And then bounces onto Luton.