Carol Voldemort

Can fuck right off. Sure, I despise the Tories but I’ll not have some sleb telling me what to do.

Carol Vorderman has laid out a plan to humiliate the Tories at the ballot box in her latest fight against the Government.

Is she setting up a new party? Is she running for election? Is she buggery.

In a Times article this week, Vorderman was labelled the ‘true Leader of the Opposition’ following her recent scraps with Tory MPs on social media.

She’s nothing of the sort. She’s a typical loud mouthed celebrity who thinks that her status makes her special and we should take notice of her political views. Well, fuck off.

Posting on social media earlier today, the British TV star outlined an unlikely plan to cut the Tories “down to just 70 MPs” at the next general election.

Her cunning plan is tactical voting. Yes, that one. It always works so well. She should have stuck to Countdown.

12 Comments

  1. I would like to see the Tories, labour and the Lib-Dems reduced to ashes at the next election. Would it be tactical voting to campaign for people to vote for any candidate who isn’t Liblabcon or Green? As I see it, destroying the establishment parties completely is the only way that we can look forward to any kind of future.

    • Won’t help. They will count the few remaining votes and whichever indistinguishable big-party candidate gets the most will get in. If you are very lucky, some pundit may mention that turnout was lower than average this time, before moving on.

    • I agree with Barbarus.

      If only three people in the entire country voted, then the “winner” would claim that they got 66% of the vote and a clear mandate to govern. The loser would claim that they lost by one vote and a recount would be demanded.

      Neither one would get the message that no one wants them in power.

  2. You know what they say in show business, “If you’re a female, have no talent and getting older, show ’em your (cosmetically enhanced?) tits and start slagging people off. Any publicity is good publicity.”

  3. Used up old slapper resorting to attention whoring through politics now that it flashing has failed.

    Obnoxious bint.

  4. She was apparently renowned for ‘putting it out there’ in her undergraduate days (a lot fewer female undergraduates in 1978 to 1981) but her inanity (alongside many other has been celebrities on Twitter (or X) is extreme.

  5. I voted tactically once, to try to stop the SNP tidal wave overruning my constituency. It ended up being the first time they won it. And the LibDems, who’d been second here for as long as I can remember – yeah, I really had to hold my nose – came third.*

    Total waste of time. Unless you collude with about 10,000 of your closest friends, there’s no way of knowing who to vote tactically for.

    *The thought did occur that I’m an electoral jinx.

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