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Fuck off and don’t come back.

The dark-haired teenager puts his head in his hands and starts to cry. Tears well up in his eyes as he says pathetically: ‘I hate Britain and wish I had never come here. I want to go back to France. Then, I will have a big party. It will be the happiest day of my life.’

Incredibly, Mohammed Boumatta, from North Africa, stepped foot on British soil for the first time only in July after buying a £1,000 place on a crammed traffickers’ boat crossing the Channel to Dover.

Now, he is homeless and penniless, a casualty of Britain’s chaotic asylum system, which is struggling with a mounting waiting list of almost 130,000 people from nations across the globe. Fuelling an escalating crisis, the Government admitted last week that it had also granted asylum to a record 62,000 people last year.

The Mail has discovered that many, like 17-year-old Mohammed, ensnared in this mayhem, are frantically trying to leave again.

Maybe the RNLI can help. They are willing enough to do part of the inbound journey. Either way, we didn’t ask you to come here, you chose to do so illegally and we don’t owe you anything. So, yes, fuck off back to France and don’t darken our shores again.

7 Comments

  1. I can only agree. The general attitude that we owe criminals our support to make sure they profit from their crime is alive and well in Australia also.

  2. The Mail has discovered that many, like 17-year-old Mohammed, ensnared in this mayhem, are frantically trying to leave again.

    If this were true I would be running a nice sideline in supplying rubber boats of questionable seaworthiness and life jackets. The gold package would include assisted launch from a beach of your choice between Ramsgate and Dungeness, plus some phone calls to those helpful chaps at the RLNI to ensure they are suitable occupied until you are at least halfway across.

    That I don’t is all the evidence required that this is bullshit.

  3. I’ll chip in for his ferry fare. I could start a charity soliciting donations towards repatriating illegal immigrants back to France. Who’s in?

  4. No, no! You entirely fail to see the point of the story. You are supposed to think that “we” must do everything to change things so he can stay here and be happy. Y’know, like a free house, free Smartphone, plenty of free food (what he prefers to eat, of course), lots of benefits and anything else his little heart desires.

    Get with the program toot sweet as they say in France …

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