Really?

Jaw dropping?

He will be seen having sex in his yacht with a blonde woman in the first two minutes of the first episode. A BBC insider said: ‘Industry has broken many boundaries but this is something else. What will be seen is a clear view of an erect penis. It will last a matter of seconds but it is jaw-dropping.

‘The show opens and before you know it you see Charles in bed with a woman who looks pregnant. He is lying here, half dressed with his penis for all to see. It is something the BBC have never done before and it will certainly put the cat among the pigeons. The BBC know it will cause the most terrible controversy but they simply need to attract young, open-minded audiences these days.’

It is not known if the penis is real or a prosthetic fake.

It’s not jaw dropping, it’s tawdry soft porn used in an attempt to shock. As for young people – that ship siled a long time ago. They can get porn hub on their tablets, so they aren’t likely to be attracted anyway.

I suppose it’s all a bit moot for me. I don’t pay the licence fee and don’t watch television. If this is now their output, I made the right decision. I really don’t need this stuff to be entertained. But apparently, I’m not open-minded enough for the BBC. Go figure.

4 Comments

  1. As it’s Al Beeb, I’m surprised it’s not a ‘transgender man into woman flashing his/her penis in a lesbian tryst’. No tv licence, never watch live streamed tv or recordings of BBC or iplayer. Crapita can fuck off, but can continue sending me those threatening letters as the paper makes it easier to light my barbecue.

  2. Finding it harder and harder to justify live tv now regardless of channel. If it’s information, education or news l’m looking for the best sources are online now and streaming services satisfy my entertainment needs.
    Small step for me to go tv free and sure I’ll be happier for it.

    • I don’t miss it. If I really want to watch a programme, I’ll stream it on the computer – BBC output excepted. Nothing that organisation does is anything I am prepared to watch.

  3. The original distincion between soft and hard porn is the state of the penis. So this is hard porn. Is it legal now?

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