We Have an Answer

To those of us who asked who? This is who.

A jobless security guard who begged for an invite to join more than 1,000 men having sex with Bonnie Blue has given a disturbing insight into the marathon session.

Ali Walker hoped to bed the notorious OnlyFans star who claimed to have broken the world record for having sex with the most men in one day but insisted he was put off by the scenes that greeted him.

He told how ‘volunteers’ lined up in their boxer shorts before taking it in turns to have sex with Bonnie, 25, while disguising their faces in ‘bank robber-style’ balaclavas.

Speaking exclusively to MailOnline, Ali, 42, said: ‘It was the most surreal experience of my life, 100 per cent. I was just amazed about what was going on.

‘I had been told it was one-to-one sessions, so I presumed you got into a room with her one at a time but when I got there it was a free for all.

I would suggest that he really hadn’t thought through the logistics here. The free-for-all makes more sense when you think that each man would have had less than a minute. There was no time for one-to-one sessions. The woman had a thousand punters to get through, after all. Oh, sorry, ‘sleep with.’ My bad.

‘There were around 30 or 40 guys around her at any one time all taking turns. She was surrounded by guys.

‘There were so many guys there and I’m quite shy. I’ve never been involved in anything like that so I didn’t get involved.’

Probably a wise decision if a bit belated. I suspect that most blokes would have shied away long before that. I mean, seriously, the description of the room and the activity is enough to turn anyone’s stomach. Or maybe I just don’t get out much.

13 Comments

  1. The scene that he describes is exactly as I imagined it would be. This guy isn’t very bright if he hadn’t worked this out for himself.

  2. I’m not sure who I find more disgusting, that whore, or the filthy bastards who lined up to get into her gaping box.
    Absolute disgrace, shows how our society has fallen.

  3. You might not get out much but it’s probably for the best. I have, in past worked in a swingers club (sub contractor- nothing to do with the mechanics of group sex). The few occasions I was there, it was the morning after. Honestly, the stench is enough to turn one’s stomach, and this is hours after.

    I was seeing a young lady for a while, and she brought a swinger home (ofbthe female variety). She couldn’t understand why I dropped her on the spot.

    In the first instance she was anything but attractive, but given what I know of said places, I think attractiveness is likely to be missing from female swingers. Even the ugliest of women can get laid easily enough, ugly people exist after all, there’s always some thirsty bloke that’ll do anything.

    And I certainly don’t want to be with 2 degrees of separation from a man that shags a swinger.

    Can’t think of much less erotic than being in a room with multiple swinging dicks.

  4. Think of the Pizza delivery guy who delivers the Pizzas for the post coital snack. If he was on a pushbike he’d have to ring the bell and peddle like hell just to keep up with the demand and make sure that they were still hot when he got there.

    However, he should make a months wages on the tips alone And no, you filthy minded buggers, I meant the money tips, not THOSE tips. Ahem!

  5. I’ve never understood this jobless X. They are not X because they are not working. They are currently unemployed and security guard is hardly a vocation. Anyone can get a entry level job there.

    But the fact he didn’t think this through, was shy but put himself forward and was a bit of an idiot explains why he is unemployed. An IQ of a fairly intelligent rock.

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