Month: January 2025

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Fuck Off

January 31, 2025 Longrider 12

Sexist cow. You can spot a first-time gym user. They’ll struggle with the ubiquitous ‘push knob and release’ door mechanism, before heading to the bikes […]

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Scum

January 29, 2025 Longrider 15

Utter, utter scum. Sir Keir Starmer is reportedly considering making people pay the TV license fee even if they only use streaming services. The move would […]

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Shitty Websites

January 28, 2025 Longrider 8

So I got an email. I raised an eyebrow because I had paid for an Amazon advert to boost my latest book. At first, I […]

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Maybe Not

January 28, 2025 Longrider 15

So, women are supposed to take her advice. A model has boasted she’s the ‘world’s most wanted girlfriend’ after claiming she’s received applications from 5,000 […]

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10 Days

January 27, 2025 Longrider 23

Having visited last week, TVL are sending more threat-o-grams. I love the wording. I am correctly licensed. Just as I am correctly licensed for firearms, fishing […]

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I Would

January 24, 2025 Longrider 5

Watch that. ‘Doctor Who’ Ratings Saved As The Doctor Regenerates Into Dr. Jordan Peterson https://t.co/LqXzCBAatD pic.twitter.com/b5rkwNUjVa — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 24, 2025

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Humourless Pricks

January 24, 2025 Longrider 11

The ADL doesn’t like Musk’s humour. The Anti Defamation League has turned on Elon Musk after just days after defending the Tesla billionaire over his controversial inauguration salute. The ADL […]

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Gaslighting Bullshit

January 23, 2025 Longrider 12

I mean, what else can you call this dreck? Channel 4 has sparked a fierce debate with plans to turn migrant boat crossings into prime time entertainment […]

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Nazis Everywhere

January 22, 2025 Longrider 9

In which the Independent (it isn’t) makes an utter fucking fool of itself. The use of medical science is telling. As populist Donald Trump takes up his […]