So, women are supposed to take her advice.
A model has boasted she’s the ‘world’s most wanted girlfriend’ after claiming she’s received applications from 5,000 men who want to date her.
Vera Dijkmans, who lives in London, set tongues wagging when she announced on social media that she would be accepting applications from men to be her boyfriend.
Despite being flooded with thousands of responses, the 27-year-old said it was slim pickings to find a mate as only three of the thousands of men fit her strict criteria.
So how did it work out? Oh, it didn’t. Having whittled it down to three, it still didn’t work out.
However sadly, no romance blossomed for Vera, who has over seven million followers across social media.
Now she has shared tips on how to attract the right man – and revealed where other women are going ‘wrong’.
Having looked at her criteria, I’m not overly surprised. She’s a self-obsessed narcissist who has no consideration for the other person in this process. Run, lads, run as far as you can. I think the many successful women in stable relationships are the ones who are getting it right here. They are the ones other women should listen to.
Do you think that she totally lacks any self awareness then? Demonstrate that you are totally shit at something and then offer to educate those who get it right as to the error of their ways. Makes perfect sense.
I clicked through to have a look at the pictures, and there seems to be something terribly wrong with her arse
I need to see this too.
Hell’s bells! I’ll say something for her and that is she does have child-bearing hips.
Child Bearing? She could give birth to a litter in a box under the stairs
Got in there before me, Bucko
She’s had work done. Big arses seem to be a thing, apparently.
As others are saying, and I did in the OP, for someone to have failed so spectacularly to be lecturing others is pretty rich. Not once does it occur to her to think about what she might be bringing to the table.
Work? Why she would ask a plastic surgeon to shove a couple of basketballs in there, is beyond me, and probably anyone else on here.
I’d hate for her to bring that to my table
I noticed this story too. “Now she has shared tips on how to attract the right man”. Which is very strange, considering that she very obviously hasn’t done so herself. Perhaps I could share my tips on how to make a fortune, or travel through time?
Swipe left! Swipe left!
With an arse like that, did she consider men from an Afro-Caribbean heritage?
I’m reliably informed by Sir Mix-A-Lot that these gentlemen “Like big butts”. Although he does go on to state they cannot lie which I think is a bit of a fib!
I’m bemused by this whole internet dating thing.
Are there really 5000 bods so desperate they’d bother ‘applying’, for Petes sake lads have some bloody self respect.
Hips and arse like that now it’ll probably be a hippo in 20 years, not as i’ll ever be an oil painting nor in any position to criticise but then i’m not plastering my ugly mug over the pages of some rag for clicks.
Which just goes to show that with a potential pool of 5,000 men, she’s not satisfied or happy and confirms that modern women are impossible to please.
And they wonder why men just don’t bother any more.
Cue the chorus of “Where are all the good men/gentlemen/chivalrous knights” from the women.
My advice? Buy shares in boxed wine, cat food and cat litter companies. They’ll be doing a roaring trade in the future.
No wonder the birth rate and population is diving. This combined with all the gender stuff, 15 minute zones, nanny gubment tell us it is all bad.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H0y1l7bLDVs
It’s 12 inches, Vera and I have the stamina of a horse. What about a shag?