Oh, it’s got to be bad if the Goran slates it. One star. By God, that’s bad. Disney knew it had a dud with this one, which is why it’s taken retakes and delays to get it out to the cinemas and even then, it’s been a muted release. Its star, Rachel Zegler, has put her foot in the mouth so many times, and Disney failed to rein her in, such that the whole shebang is a bag of poison.
A woke reimagining of a classic fairy tale is just shit on a stick, so much so that the Groan, home of the woke, cannot give it more than any star. The reviewer disnae like it one little bit (sorry – Ed). You would think by now that the words of a sage – everything woke turns to shit – would have been noted and acted upon by now. Disney, it seems, is determined to go the way of Bud Light. Oh, well, so be it. Too bad.
The Guardian couldn’t have given top marks for a film with an Israeli Jewish actress.
She is not even snow white. She is snow brown a bit. What were Disney thinking of starring a Latina in the part where Snow White has skin as white as snow? MORONS!
At least they got her hair right. Jet black. I remember that from some old comics in the 60’s.
Ah, they got round that by claiming her name was bestowed on her because she was born in a snowstorm!
Hi Ho Hi Ho it’s woke to broke we go . . .
Wait, mirror, you’re telling me that you think Rachel Zegler is more fair than Gal Gadot?
Methinks the mirror is broke…
The mirror is Woke…
Gal Godot. JUST WOW. Would not get kicked out of bed!
Snowflake and the Seven Dorks seems more appropriate…
O/T, but let’s hope this disgraceful #Heathrow outage (how can they not have backup generators?) doesn’t give the #NetZeronutters ideas…
Just wait til all the emergency services are battery powered.
Knee knaw, knee knaaaaaaeeeee…….
Milliband suggests the same fire took out backup generators. If that is the case, it’s piss poor to have them in the same location and shared risk.