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Yeah, Right

February 21, 2022 Longrider 23

Gaslighting arsehole doesn’t like it now that the restrictions are being lifted. No10 is ‘abdicating’ its responsibility for looking after the public by dropping the […]

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We Knew This

January 18, 2022 Longrider 12

I guess better late than never. Furious MPs today slammed No10’s for its ‘despicable’ reliance on ‘hysterical’ Covid models that have repeatedly sent the nation […]

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Christmas Is Still On

November 28, 2021 Longrider 15

Thus spake Sajid Javid. Sajid Javid today insisted it is ‘going to be a great Christmas‘ and the UK is ‘nowhere near’ proper lockdown as he desperately tried to […]

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Here We Go Again

November 27, 2021 Longrider 12

Let’s do what failed to work last time, it’s sure to work this time around. Boris Johnson has announced fresh measures to curb the spread […]

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They Don’t Let Up

November 15, 2021 Longrider 21

It never ends. Boris Johnson today warned of a Covid ‘blizzard from the East’ as ministers refused to rule out re-imposing tough travel restrictions on […]

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More Propaganda

November 7, 2021 Longrider 4

Javid can stick his boosters, frankly. People should get their Covid booster jabs as part of a “national mission” to avoid restrictions over Christmas, Health […]

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Fuck Off

October 31, 2021 Longrider 16

More tedious, fatuous wankery. Television dramas should feature more characters buying electric cars or ordering vegetarian options in restaurants, as part of an attempt to […]

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Oh…

October 14, 2021 Longrider 12

Fuck off. Britain’s daily Covid cases hit another three month high today, official data revealed as Professor Chris Whitty claimed this winter will be ‘exceptionally […]

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Arsehole of the Day

July 27, 2021 Longrider 18

Michael Gove. People who turn down Covid vaccination are “selfish” and put others’ lives at risk, Cabinet Office Minister Michael Gove has said. He warned […]