Face nappies are the modern equivalent of wearing garlic cloves to ward off vampires. The magic charm you buy from a witch doctor to see off evil sprits.
The new Covid variant Pirola is now spreading ‘in most regions in the UK’, with experts urging people to start wearing face coverings in indoor public areas again – and thousands of Mirror readers agree.
Fuck off, the lot of you. They do not, never have, and never will, have any effect whatsoever on the spread of an airborne virus. The use of masks is a triumph of propaganda over both science and common sense. A triumph of credulous idiocy that I would have hoped we left behind with the middle ages, like the persecution of black cats and hanging witches.
In our poll Do you think face masks should be reintroduced? a sizeable 8,374 of you said yes, with 5,023 voting against a return.
That’s 8,374 moronic fuckwits.
The Pirola strain is a multi-mutated and highly immune system evasive type of coronavirus fast becoming the most dominant in the UK, with positive cases doubling almost every few days in recent weeks. It has been confirmed to have more than 30 mutations, making it difficult for experts to analyse and is already on the World Health Organization’s watch list.
We are heading into the winter season, respiratory viruses tend to do that as we get into winter. Give it a scary name and the idiots all want to wear stupid, pointless ineffectual face nappies to make themselves feel better. Moronic fuckwits.
Symptoms of the variant – officially titled 2.86 – have so far been listed as a high fever, cough, blocked or runny nose, loss of taste or smell, headaches, muscle aches and fatigue.
Fucking Hell, run for the hills.
Doctors have already confirmed that tests show no evidence the mutation is any more contagious or deadly than other strains.
So fuck all to worry about and no need to wear a stupid mask that does nothing other than show you up for being a gullible fool.
I will not, under any circumstances, wear one of these things. Ever.