This is supposed to be satire.
For there should be no doubt. If you’re unsure about Jeremy Corbyn, you are a Tory. You can say you still support Labour all you want, but if you don’t think he can beat Theresa May in June, the writing’s on the wall, and it says: you are a paid-up member of the Conservative party.
It is sufficiently heavy-handed that even the most dense will realise. However, heavy-handed though it is, reading the delusional drivel written by the members of Momentum and other sundry Corbyinsta, it doesn’t seem heavy-handed at all. Truly, satire and reality are beginning to merge.
You call it satire, but I am pretty sure there are people in Corbyn’s Team, in Momentum, in the SNP and in The Guardian who clearly do actually think like that.
And don’t even mention Paul Mason…
Hence my reference to Poe’s Law.