I mean these violins.
Oh dear, how sad.
A 28-year-old British-born man who has never left the country has spoken of his devastation after being told he will be deported to Portugal, from where his parents arrived more than 30 years ago, under a post-Brexit policy towards EU nationals convicted of crimes.
Dmitry Lima was born in Lambeth, in south London, does not speak Portuguese and has never travelled abroad but he was given a deportation order by the Home Office after serving a prison sentence for drugs offences and for carrying a Taser.
Lima, who had no previous convictions, is appealing against the deportation decision on the grounds that he is British and had not previously applied for a UK passport as he could not afford to pay the fees. “I’m British and I have never left the country – I just don’t understand,” he said.
If you hadn’t committed serious crimes, it wouldn’t have happened, would it? My heart bleeds.*
*I lied.
I’ve no doubt he will never leave the UK.
He’s here to stay for sure.
Sadly, me neither. And he’s not British. A dog born in a stable is not a horse.
British borne alright!
No previous convictions doesn’t mean he didn’t comit any, just wasn’t caught. He could have spent his time in prison learning his native language and if born here, blame his parents for not registering him as a UK citizen at birth. We don’t need his kind here.