Dominic Frisby

Is a Nazi now. Well, we all are, aren’t we? I wonder when we get to order the new uniforms?

Boris Johnson and Liz Truss attended a dinner where a comedian joked that the Nazis should have won the Second World War.

Just days after both former PMs laid wreaths at the cenotaph during remembrance commemorations, they were guests of honour as comic Dominic Frisby sang: “We’ve lost our way, long past our best. So I suggest maybe we should have let the Nazis win.”

Oh how awful. Oh, right, it’s a fucking joke! FFS! These people.

Nigel Farage, Tory leadership contender Robert Jenrick, business secretary Andrew Griffith and former Home Secretary James Cleverly also attended the bash to celebrate the 20th anniversary celebration of the Guido Fawkes website.

So of course, Far right. These stupid fucking people.

Suggesting further benefits of surrendering to the nazis, Mr Frisby sang: “No silly pronouns, unemployment down, we’d have Hugo Boss clothing and luggage.”

After the song was over, he said: “For clarity, that was a joke” but admitted it was “probably a bit too close to the rubber”.

That he felt the need to explain that it was a joke shows just how far we have fallen. Indeed, it suggests that the joke was pretty close to the bone and therefore accurate in what it observed.

The chorus, to the tune of Knees-Up Mother Brown, went “we’re all far right now”.

The next verse ran: “conduct doesn’t matter now, just your identity – and if you ever question this, you’re racist obviously.”

Another verse poked fun at people struggling with eating disorders and mental health issues.

Yes, I’ve listened to it. It’s catchy and makes a valid point. It’s also funny.

“My son he is dyspraxic,” he sang. “I’d presumed he was a d*ck. my mother is bipolar, my mate’s got OCD, my girlfriend is bullimic, that gives me anxiety” – followed by a chorus of “we’re all mental now”, with Mr Frisby making a series of derogatory sounds which appeared to mock people with disabilities.

Yes, it’s a fucking joke. You know, we used to tell these when we had a sense of humour. He’s taking the piss out of po-faced, puritanical, far left morons like you and he’s getting a rise from you, so objective achieved. Or you could just grow up, and get over yourselves. You might even become nicer people along the way – doubtful, though.