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Duh!

April 8, 2016 Longrider 2

Tax avoidance again… Tax evasion is illegal, tax avoidance is not. So how do we distinguish the two? One is illegal and one isn’t. Jeebus!

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No, They Didn’t.

January 20, 2016 Longrider 10

Talking of terraced houses, I call bullshit. Asylum seekers living in accommodation with red front doors, which they say could identify their status, will have […]

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No, We Must Not.

January 20, 2016 Longrider 8

Bring back ID cards. ‘Cos, like, yeah, it’ll stop terrorism or some such bollocks, according to idiotic Angela Epstein. Every bogus argument that ID cards […]

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Darwin Strikes Again

December 28, 2015 Longrider 8

Sometimes, you just have to smile… A German man died on Christmas Day after blowing up a condom dispenser with a homemade bomb in a […]

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Darwin at Work

December 16, 2015 Longrider 7

Sometimes, I am left speechless by the sheer depth of human stupidity. Emergency services are warning parents to be aware of what their children do online after […]

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I’m Sorry, But…

September 21, 2015 Longrider 3

Which part of “banks do not phone up and ask you to transfer money to another account”, do people not understand? How many times need […]

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Value for Money

June 22, 2015 Longrider 4

Via Tim, I see that the egregious Russell Brand is blaming himself for the Tory victory last month. Quite apart from the planet-sized hubris inherent […]

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Fuck Off!

May 17, 2015 Longrider 5

The ginger spare wants to bring back slavery. Prince Harry has called for the country to bring back National Service after revealing his time in […]

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Yes

September 21, 2014 Longrider 4

And no. Lords and MPs have condemned prize-winning author Hilary Mantel, saying her fantasy of assassinating Margaret Thatcher – written as a short story – […]