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Hysterical Children

August 9, 2023 Longrider 12

That is what the post-war generation have managed to raise. A shop in Surrey is facing racism allegations amid calls to remove an image that […]

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FFS!

August 6, 2023 Longrider 11

Her testicles. A transgender woman is demanding the return of her testicles which she claims her ex-boyfriend is keeping in a jar in his fridge. The world […]

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That’s A New One

July 14, 2023 Longrider 15

Time blindness. A TikToker has claimed she suffers from ‘time blindness’ and slammed businesses for criticizing tardy employees who struggle to be punctual. The user, […]

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Ban ’em or Not

March 18, 2023 Longrider 9

I’m not a bansturbator, but by God, I detest the e-scooter fad. A cancer survivor who nearly lost his foot in a brutal e-scooter accident is one […]

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Ha!

February 25, 2023 Longrider 6

Sir Bob gives us a little light entertainment. This Morning viewers were left furious after Sir Bob Geldof repeatedly misgendered Sam Smith on Wednesday. Band […]

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Oh Dear…

January 24, 2023 Longrider 1

Don’t you mean ‘mummified remains?’ Digital scan unwraps secrets of mummy from 2,300 years ago Looks like this Grauniad headline writer has missed the memo. […]

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This is Going to End Badly

January 22, 2023 Longrider 10

Free money. For in one of the most controversial political initiatives in recent times, the first multi-million-dollar payments could, in the coming months, be distributed […]

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Shokka!

January 10, 2023 Longrider 3

I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked. A naked couple sparked outrage by performing a ’45-minute sex show’ in full view of horrified VIPs at exclusive celebrity […]

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There Are Times…

November 5, 2022 Longrider 5

…When I despair. Social media users have criticised an Oxford academic who controversially claimed that letting meat-eaters die if they were drowning can be ethical […]