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Jeebus!

January 19, 2015 Longrider 5

Getting billed for failing to  attend a party. A five-year-old boy has been billed for failing to attend a friend’s birthday party – resulting in […]

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And This is Why

December 22, 2014 Longrider 7

Sixteen year olds shouldn’t have the vote.  Mind you, the pair of twats that produced this idiotic “game” are eighteen, so perhaps we should be raising […]

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Nonsense

November 5, 2014 Longrider 8

Andrew Brown talks bollocks at CiF. Well,are we surprised? It is a trope among people who loathe and fear Islam that their fear and loathing […]

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Hello Kettle

October 12, 2014 Longrider 3

Meet Mr Pot. Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown has accused David Cameron of risking the future of the United Kingdom. Speaking on the Murnaghan programme […]

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All For 50p

September 30, 2014 Longrider 7

Those of you who have been dipping in here for a while will, doubtless recall that I spent a year working for Sainsbury’s.  At  the […]

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Some People

September 25, 2014 Longrider 9

…Never learn. When I was younger, I was a socialist. I was a Labour party activist. Yup, I even knocked on doors. Then I grew […]

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Owen Jones, Idiot

August 11, 2014 Longrider 8

I see that the teenage trot is still a moronic fuckwit. Previously state-owned services are one thing: but what about the mobile phone network? Even […]

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Arsehole of the Day

August 9, 2014 Longrider 20

Dr Clive Mowforth. This vile scumbag has decided to declare war on his neighbours’ cats because, wait for it, wait for it, they “murder” the […]