Seriously?

The world is going insane.

With the UK now in its seventh week of lockdown, many bored Brits have turned to online shopping in the hopes of keeping themselves entertained.

Now, scientists have urged Brits to leave any delivery parcels for 72 hours before opening them, to reduce their risk of catching coronavirus.

The advice is being given on the Germ Defence website, which is designed to help change people’s behaviours and cut infections.

The site, which was develop by scientists from the Universities of Bath, Bristol and Southampton, draws on behaviour change techniques to provide a plan for users to reduce their exposure of Covid-19 and viral load within the home.

Oh do fuck off! I’ve been opening letters that have come though the post and been handled by multiple people. I haven’t left them for 72 hours. I’ve also had the occasional package. Likewise. Seriously, the world is going collectively insane. If this is the best these people can come up with, their services are surplus to requirements, so sack them all.

I will be ignoring this idiotic advice, just as I’ve ignored exhortations to wear a mask. Now that the PM has said that I can go back to work if I cannot work from home, I am advertising my advanced rider training. The DVSA isn’t open for tests so we can’t resume DAS courses. There is no reason why I can’t deliver advanced training – not that there is much of a market, but no harm in trying.

22 Comments

  1. Utter horseshit! What a bunch of bedwetters. If they are that worried about it just carry out normal decontamination procedures: Wipe it down with either an alcohol wipe or disinfectant wipe.

    I knew that my NBC training would come in useful one day.

      • None of this surprises me, those 3 unis are the epicentre of the anti smoking nazis. They think the public will believe any old crock of shit and have been doing this kind of thing for decades. It must be nearing grant renewal time.

      • ‘We’ didn’t survive 1940 – that was a different generation with different strengths. They didn’t expect someone else to do all their thinking for them.

        • Yeah, but what happened to the gene pool of those who did? I was imbibed in the idea of the blitz spirit by my parents who lived through it as children. Likewise my late wife. We are only two generations on and we have a limp, irresolute easily scared generation who fold in the face of adversity and seek the nanny state to change their nappies for them. And some of them are my goddamned age, FFS!

    • Blot,Bang,Rub! Ah happy days,doing a CFT in full NBC gear,it was like Napoleans retreat from Moscow,a long trail of utterly broken men.

  2. Does this crazy advice also apply to shopping deliveries? Just think, you’ve ordered some fresh fruit to improve your diet, but to avoid the miniscule risk of catching CV you have to leave it until it’s going off…

    • Much as I dislike Farcebook – work means I need to use it. It is like lifting a rock and seeing what is crawling about below. And, by God, does it expose the sheer fucking idiocy along with the authoritarian tendencies of the average citizen. To preserve my sanity, I’ve started unfollowing people if I don’t want to start throwing things across the room or sending them angry messages telling them to grow the fuck up.

    • Not to mention your own shopping, how many people have handled the tin of beans you just put on the shelf?

      (Ps, this predictive text thing is spooky, suggesting about half the words I’m about to use from the initial letter!).

  3. If this bug really was that dangerously virulent and contagious, every single one of us would have had it by now.

    • Maybe we already have.

      Still no antibody testing, the one thing that would get a handle on this.

        • Novemeber has been proved. Latest Five Eyes suggests early October:

          US and UK intelligence agencies are currently reviewing a private analysis of cellphone location data which purports to show the Wuhan Institute of Virology “shut down from October 7 through to October 24”.

          “It suggests there may have been a ‘hazardous event’ at the facility sometime between October 6 and 11,”
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkonwQ5i6Vk

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-NgTN4Wjn8
          COVID-19 leaking from Wuhan laboratory is the ‘only plausible explanation’
          “Author”? Prof Clive Hamilton says the idea the coronavirus originated in December in a Wuhan wet market “simply doesn’t stack up,” as evidence mounts that the virus in fact leaked from the Wuhan Institute of Virology

      • I agree an antibody test should be rolled out as soon as possible. As I commented on this blog a few weeks ago, I believe that I had it back in December and now that I have read two separate articles (one about a choir and another about French athletes experiencing similar symptoms back in October) I am more convinced than ever that it has been going around a lot longer than previously thought.

  4. Covid19/Lockdown press induced panic scaring people to death?
    In the first couple of weeks lockdown the word Suicide disappeared from local online news. But first came the odd one, then one or two and today at least three “man found dead in house”, “woman found dead beneath cliffs”, “road closed, man found dead in car on bridge”.
    In all of them cause of death is “unknown but not suspicious”. The words Suicide, Covid19 or Lockdown never appear.

    • Suicide increase was predicted by me when Boris announced lock/shutdown, as was domestic abuse. Seemed obvious to me

      Wonder if Govt will manipulate to record as a CV-19 death – deceased had CoronaPhobia

  5. I have been getting parcels in the post …. mainly from China for the last 6 months sometimes more than one a week (they take on average 4 weeks to get here). Only had one go missing – but there is still time. Will I stop ? … No way. Do I wait for more than 4 minutes before opening them ? …. Dont be silly. Do I have any illness ? No way apart from my diabetes which I can no longer get treatment for because of the lockdown. As you say the world is now INSANE.

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