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Er, What?

June 25, 2020 Longrider 5

They seemed such a good idea at the time. No they didn’t. They were always a stupid idea. The only surprise is that it’s taken […]

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Oh, Fuck Off!

June 25, 2020 Longrider 11

Seriously, go stick it where the sun don’t shine. A nationwide clap to thank the NHS will take place a week on Sunday, which is hoped to […]

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That’s Sad

June 25, 2020 Longrider 9

No more Olympus cameras. Olympus, once one of the world’s biggest camera brands, is selling off that part of its business after 84 years. The […]

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Idiot

June 24, 2020 Longrider 9

Having trashed his relationship with his literary agent, this moron is getting out the JCB in an effort to find some relevance. A transgender author […]

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Farewell Captain Kirk

June 24, 2020 Longrider 9

Nothing is sacred anymore. This new iteration would be boldly going where no Captain Kirk portrayal has gone before. Last month, CBS announced a brand […]

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And on the Subject

June 23, 2020 Longrider 11

…Of rampant nannying and control freakery, Apple can go fuck themselves as well. Apple’s latest Watch update encourage users to wash their hands properly by […]

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Goose and Gander

June 23, 2020 Longrider 12

White lives don’t matter, it seems. Burnley’s captain, Ben Mee, said he felt ashamed and embarrassed of supporters who organised a banner displaying the words […]

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Time to Defund

June 23, 2020 Longrider 17

The BBC has enough money to piss away on diversity, it’s time to stop paying for it. The BBC is to increase diversity by investing […]