Hotline to God

It would appear that Boris has been talking to the almighty…

New Year celebrations could STILL be axed to stave off staff shortages and protect the vulnerable even if hospitalisations are low, UK health chief warns despite signs Omicron is milder – as Boris suggests Jesus wants people to get boosters over Christmas

I can just smell the desperation here. I’m pretty sure that Jesus has no opinion on the matter either way on whether someone gets the jibby jabby. I’m pretty sure that Jesus would not approve of the way that the government has used gaslighting, intimidation, fear and coercion against the population. There is the little matter of bearing false witness…

The PM hailed the way that people have been flocking to get boosters, suggesting they are honouring Jesus by getting jabbed ‘not just for themselves… but for friends and family and everyone we meet’.

‘That, after all, is the teaching of Jesus Christ, whose birth is at the heart of this enormous festival, that we should love our neighbours as we love ourselves,’ Mr Johnson said.

This is the same ill-informed piffle the archbishop of Canterbury Devil’s disciple was arsedribbling on about the other day. The jibby jabby protects the person who has taken it. To then blame the person who has not taken it for its failure is insane. Not taking it has no effect on one’s neighbour at all. I can also get biblical if that’s the game he wants to play. I’d start with Matthew 7 verses 1 – 5.

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  1. There are no limits to the twattery of that scumbag.

    I’d have no problem seeing him being nailed to a cross and left to rot.

  2. Interesting Biblical fact. Satan never lies, he always tells the truth. The politicians and the media would show a significant improvement if they started to emulate Satan.

  3. Well, my Christmas may yet be cancelled anyway. The relatives who’re hosting dinner are Covid-maniacs and won’t let me attend without a negative test. “To protect the old folk”. Jesus, we’re not talking about drooling zombies in bathchairs here; they’re out and about mingling with other people more than I am. And they’re all jabbed up to the eyeballs. It’s a fucking coronavirus. Everyone’s going to catch it eventually. You can’t hide forever.

    If they weren’t family I’d tell them to make like the turkey and get stuffed. Anyway, fingers crossed…

    Merry Christmas.

  4. First Peppa Pig, and now Jesus. The next mythical being he’ll refer to could well be Conan the barbarian. Depends, really, I suppose, what Carrie tells him to say. Personally, I think he should refer to Private Frazer of Dad’s Army.

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