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Spare Us

October 19, 2023 Longrider 21

God spare us from the puritans who would dictate our lives. Fuck off and die, the lot of you. A couple of sausages and rashers […]

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Just Say No

October 19, 2023 Longrider 7

Statins. They are dished out like sweeties, yet have some nasty side effects, which is why I have flatly refused them each time the GP […]

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Karma

October 19, 2023 Longrider 4

Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Rot in fucking Hell. A key Hamas commander has been assassinated in an Israeli airstrike in the latest devastating blow to the terrorist […]

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Enforced Speech

October 18, 2023 Longrider 16

I’m with J K Rowling here. JK Rowling has said she would happily do a spell in jail if a future Labour government makes it a […]

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Owen Jones – Idiot

October 17, 2023 Longrider 13

It’s been a while since I took the little trot to task. Apparently, Hamas’ homophobia is our fault. Owen Jones has been torn apart on […]

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Please Spare Us

October 16, 2023 Longrider 13

How to make an absolute ass of oneself. Please step forward Scarlett Curtis. Richard Curtis revealed this week how his daughter had convinced him that he […]

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The Final Bell?

October 16, 2023 Longrider 9

Three years ago, we were told that Steve Bell hade been fired from the Groan. Apparently not. However, now we are told it’s finally happening. […]

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Moonbat Again

October 16, 2023 Longrider 8

I generally avoid reading Monbiot’s drivel as it is usually ill-informed, authoritarian garbage. But, you know, sometimes I have this masochistic streak. Across the UK, […]

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Echoes

October 15, 2023 Longrider 4

The past echoes down through time. And since last Saturday, we have seen how not only terrorists can carry out atrocities, but apparently civilised people […]