Month: October 2023
Bad, Very Bad
GB News has sacked both Laurence Fox and Calvin Robinson. Despite my comments regarding the crass and unnecessary nature of Fox’s comments, this sets a […]
EVery, Very Frightening
Fuck EVs frankly. A terrified electric car driver has revealed he was kidnapped by his runaway £30,000 MG ZS EV after the vehicle suffered a […]
The Process
Is the punishment. This is the moment police are allegedly searching Laurence Fox’s house as the suspended GB News host smokes a cigar. In footage […]
They Are Still At It
Insane predictions. Travel as we know it could be on the brink of extinction by 2040. Destinations such as Majorca and Greece could become too hot to handle, […]
Superstitious Morons
Face nappies are the modern equivalent of wearing garlic cloves to ward off vampires. The magic charm you buy from a witch doctor to see […]
Quite Right
Fuck sensitivity readers. Ian McEwan has expressed his opposition to sensitivity readings, accusing young people of wanting “to bind their arms and legs in ways […]
Oh Dear, How Sad
Shouldn’t have bought a stupid milk float then, should you. Marshals have been brought in to police ‘charge rage’ between drivers of electric vehicles at […]
Casual Incompetence
When it comes to incompetence, UPS have surpassed themselves. Last week they sent tracking information on a parcel that needed a customs payment. ‘Please pay […]