Letting someone into your house for sex is illegal.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal today.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures in England that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.
How will they know? Unless they instigate massive surveillance and don’t they have more important things to be doing?
He wrote: “To be clear – from tomorrow – the police can no longer get involved with why you are outside of the place you are living.
“No more power to direct people back home. No more power to fine for leaving / being outside of home without reasonable excuse.”
I guess instead, they will be knocking down peoples’ doors to check on unlawful sexual activity.
You really couldn’t make this shit up.
*Opens Door*
“Do you have a warrant, constable? No? Then jog on”
*Closes Door*
I seem to have woken up inside a carry on film. I mean they really have to effing joking don’t they? Anyway, isn’t there supposed to be some kind of procedure for making new laws? Aren’t they supposed to be discussed in Parliament, scrutinised by the House of Lords and all that stuff? I would think that any legal challenge would succeed on the grounds that it isn’t actually a law if it was just made up on the hoof.
Oh, it gets worse. So escorts are running a non-essential business, are they not? They can now open for business, one presumes? You can see where this is going…
Jesus, what cretins are coming up with this cack?
Not if they do it by Statutory Instrument which is what they have done here.
They will know – because those happy clapping curtain twitching snitches will grass you up.
What a horrible country this has become, eh?
I suppose the dogging is back on then…. so I’m told…
I wouldn’t know. I led a sheltered life. So I’m told.
Just doing our exercises Officer.
Guess we’ll just have to fuck ourselves.
Or should somebody else be doing that?
Come on guys – its the Mirror FFS. Complete garbage which probably strained the single brain cell that wrote it, and everybody laps up the outrage. You’re right LR, they couldn’t make it up, they’re incapable.
As always, there is no change. Since the lockdown began until today, you were not allowed to enter another household, except in special circumstances. You could have a gathering of up to 2 people but that had to be in a public place. As everyone knows, it resulted in people not being able to visit family members, or your girlfriend visiting your house (as proved by Neil Ferguson). The Mirror has taken this fact and put a clickbait twist on it. They even admit this in the article if anyone has the stomach to read it. Its just the normal MSM childish, shit stirring behaviour.
They aren’t the only ones. The Mail is at it as well.
But No 10 has confirmed that the police have no powers to break into properties unless they have evidence of serious criminal activity. What I see here is a tweak that means technically Prof Ferguson could have been prosecuted along with his bit of fluff rather than just her alone had this been in place then.
But then, it’s all hypothetical. Unless they catch people in flagrante, how will the have evidence for a prosecution?
Makes a good headline though and gives me something to chuckle about.
The change is it’s now a Crime, not breaking a rule/guideline as Prof Ferguson did
Plod can force entry if they suspect a crime
At least one Aus state has removed need for warrant, if plod suspect an outsider in home they can force entry – Sky News Aus on YT
Meanwhile another Labour MP revealed for multiple conjugal visits by married partner in ‘crime’. BBC,C4 Outrage – none
Nasty neighbour: I heard sex in single Mr X’s house / a woman parked outside single Mr X’s house
It is.my understanding that Police can force entry without a warrant if they have reason to believe
a) a crime is taking place (in flagrant )
b) a criminal is on the premises (post coital).
Perhaps the reason No 10 are saying they cannot is because they are not proper law/crimes at all.
I’ll just invite my favourite couple over for a BBQ and when she pops into the bathroom get in there for a quickie. Glad I’m not in Scotland.
No need. As you are allowed to socialise in your garden or back yard, simply bonk the beauty of your choice on the front lawn*. You are not doing it in the house and as was proved from a while back, the Police cannot stop you from carrying out activities on your own property such as your front lawn..
*For exhibitionists only and remember to wear sun tan cream on your naughty bits. You wouldn’t want to risk painful sunburn on your backside, eh? >};o)
These people don’t seem to worry about that.
https://nypost.com/2019/11/26/perineum-sunning-is-latest-insanity-wellness-influencers-swear-by/
The Internet does take you to some very peculiar places…