Food Allergy Canada said that food allergy was “no laughing matter”
Anything can be a laughing matter. For some, the darker, the better. Now go away, grow up and grow a sense of humour. If you can’t manage that, grow a thicker skin to match your head.
An elderly Jewish woman invited her friend to her New York apartment building. She explained to her, with your elbow ring the bell when you arrive, then use your other elbow to open the door when I buzz you in, then the elevator, use your elbow again and with your knee let the door close slowly while pressing the floor button with your right elbow.
Now what is this elbow business about, asked the friend.
—well, came the reply, you wouldn’t be coming with empty hands now would you?
I flew Pafos >>> Gatwick with BA last month, they announced pre-flight that there was somebody on board that had a nut allergy and could the entire plane of people therefore avoid eating nuts…
That pisses me off. If they have an allergy that is so bad everyone in the near vicinity has to avoid eating nuts, then don’t fly.
Everyone should buy a pack of peanuts before boarding to eat when selfish wankers like this are on the plane.